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May 13, 2012
All characters depicted in
Promisetown Tales are the property of Michael Walker.
These characters and events are fictional and any resemblance to persons living,
dead,
or fictional or situations past, present, or fictional is purely and completely
coincidental.
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From the Desk
of
Cynthia Wiles
Hemingway Top
Ten Reasons for Living in Promisetown
by Cynthia Wiles Hemingway
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10. |
First year: all the beer you can drink.Fifteenth
year: best AA meetings in the United States. |
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9. |
It's the closest you'll ever get to Paradise.
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8. |
There are more starving artists per square inch than
in New York City and San Francisco combined. |
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7. |
You don't have to worry about locking your door at
night. |
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6. |
It's the only place in the country where you can buy
Crittlecraw Wharf burgers. |
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5. |
You can stop relying on the Discovery Channel to see
waves striking the base of Mount Pelion. |
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4. |
High percentage of gay men equals better equipment at
the local gym. |
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3. |
You can collect unemployment checks in the winter
while vacationing in the Florida Keys. |
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Most everybody knows your name, but only half of them
can remember having slept with you. |
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And the number one way reason for
living in Promisetown is: |
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You'll never have to drive up-fiord again.
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Author Notes
All characters depicted in Promisetown Tales
are the property of Michael Walker.
These characters and events are fictional and any resemblance to persons
living, dead,
or fictional or situations past, present, or fictional is purely and
completely coincidental. |
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