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Top Ten Ways You Know
You're With a Male Escort
by Maxwell Wellington
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10. |
At the end of the evening,
he thanks you and asks when he can see you again. |
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9. |
He actually encourages you
to try to make your marriage work. |
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8. |
It's the fifth time you've
done the dirty deed and it keeps getting better. |
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7. |
He can put your condom on
with his teeth. |
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6. |
He never, ever calls you
by his ex-lover's name. |
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5. |
He admits to lying about
his age. |
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4. |
He never giggles when you
walk into the room dressed like a French maid. |
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3. |
He never gripes if you ask
him for a massage. |
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2. |
He's never once had a
headache. |
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And the number one way
you know you're with a
male escort is: |
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1. |
At $200 an hour, he still
costs less than a trip to Bloomingdale's with your
boyfriend. |
Next: Bit 10
Things were different when Max worked on Broadway |
Author Notes
All characters depicted in Promisetown Tales
are the property of Michael Walker.
These characters and events are fictional and any resemblance to persons
living, dead,
or fictional or situations past, present, or fictional is purely and
completely coincidental. |
